Wardrobe Malfunction

Fortunately this blog has limited audience as I seem to have had a wardrobe malfunction in one of the photos I posted yesterday. It was quickly pulled before the FCC was called in and I'm replacing it with some shots from tonight as well as a clip of his new "inverse laugh." His new semi-laugh is done while breathing in.

Jury Duty

Again, as a sad indication of our domesticated life, it seemed to be an eventful week. But unfortunately we just upgraded our camera so I don't have many pictures.

We celebrated our 2 year wedding anniversary last week and to celebrate Carlos had to go change the lock on the other house at 10pm and I got summoned to jury duty. I knew I would get selected. I tried to think how I could get out of it, but with questions like: "Has any one in your immediate family been arrested for selling drugs?" or "Is any one in your family on the police force?" there wasn't much opportunity to get out. Yep - juror #5. I kindof feel like I am in a reality TV show (life imitating art imitating life?) - there are already cliques within the jury and I certainly would like the opportunity to throw some one (or multiple people) off the jury/island.

In the meantime Carlito has been partying - he stayed up until midnight on friday and then milled around peoples legs trying to kick shins like they were soccer balls on Saturday. He got his first exposure to the playground and held his own along side the big kids. We went on the swings AND the slide - woo-hoo! Carlito enjoyed himself though the park is a funny mix of teenage thugs and a parent pick-up scene. Here is mom and baby sleeping in after a late night:


I think we've officially given up on crawling. Instead it is all about how quickly he can do the Indoor Rug Loop. Check it out:



The house isn't even done with construction and now we have to think about baby proofing it!! It's dangerous enough for adults around here let alone those under 3 feet! He fits perfectly in the fireplace, the tool closet still has no door and we don't even have a railing over the stairs. ahhh!

We are all getting pretty attached to his caretaker Sandra and her daughter Leslie. Often we are still waking up when she comes in and Carlos is usually annoyed at the disturbance. However today was an example of vintage Carlos - he jumped out of bed, hurriedly got dressed for work and indignantly said "I thought Sandra was going to wake me up and now I am going to be late for work!" He was actually mad at her! I am pretty sure that she didn't sign on to waking up Don Carlos for work. Here is a picture of them all reading together. Carlito is VERY particular about which books he likes to read. He loves Bear Snores On, Goodnight Gorilla and Buenas Noches Luna but don't try to read much else or he'll have a fit.

Back from ATL

I just got back from a week in Atlanta for work which was the longest that I had been away from the baby. Last time I traveled for work I almost blew up my breast pump and this time I almost blew up my breast. Last month I was in Brussels and when I tried to use the pump it started to smoke – I guess there is a difference between 'converter' and 'transformer' plug adapters...This time I forgot one little, tiny, miserable piece but figured it would still work...How could such a little piece be so important? Well it turns out it is….Luckily Coke is somewhat family friendly and is equipped to deal with such emergencies.

Back in DC the baby was well taken care of with Carlos, Veronika and his caretaker, Sandra, all here to tend to his every need. Given my delinquency in writing I should note that he now has two bottom teeth and the top teeth are coming in too.

He thinks he can walk (check out his soccer skills below) and he is finally getting ticklish.




On the house front – we finally rented out the basement apartment!! And – of course – we got it done in the nick of time. We spent most of the night working and the baby and I were up at 6am on Saturday for round II. We had all hands on board as Sandra and her husband came to help out. That morning we retouched paint, plastered the inside of the fireplace (and set up a heat gun to dry it), fixed kitchen cabinets, installed the hood fan and finally we mopped one last time and closed the door. As soon as we closed the door, the new tenant drove up and started moving in. I ran inside to hide given how hideous I looked after the marathon work session so I am yet to meet her! The one thing we forgot to do was to take a photo of the completed apartment.

In His Own Words....

Baby Carlito is making a lot of noise these days. He tells stories the way other people tell stories: blah, blah, blah, blah blah. He also learned to make a faux fart noise with his mouth for which he is very proud of himself. He does it a lot - especially when I try to get him to eat when he is no longer interested. Flying sweet potato mush is just so much more interesting than actually swallowing it.


He also seems to like to document his feelings - the computer is his favorite toy (along with my cell phone). Trying to type is impossible when he is around. I just got up to get something from the kitchen and when I came back he had done a face plant onto the keyboard trying to reach it. So I decided to give him some air time and this is what he came up with:

Iiiiiiii ddddddddddddddddddddddddd 6h 6g 99 fxxamjjjj
J h u ,jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj9iyjjj.


Not bad!

We had a terrible weekend. He got sick on Thursday, Carlos got sick Saturday and Saturday night I got sick. It was a 24 hour stomach bug that did A LOT of damage. Wow - I am so glad the weekend is over. Of course Carlito took it like a champ - he puked and then would continue playing. Carlos and I were a different story...

Back from Brussels

I returned home on Friday after nearly 4 days away from Carlito and was greeted only by a quixotic gaze. I wanted to yell: DIDN'T YOU MISS ME? DID YOU EVEN NOTICE I WAS GONE?? I missed him a lot. Luckily Carlos' mom came to help out and took super good care of him. I was in London for a day and took the train to Brussels for a couple of days. While I might have hoped to actually get a good night sleep that didn't happen. I seem to be incapable of a full nights rest. Brussels is pretty nice - but, as you can see, I didn't get to walk around much in the daylight as it gets dark by 5pm.

I think he changed a lot in 4 days though I'm not exactly sure how. He just looked more like a little boy. He sits up on his own - though the big caveat to that is that he'll often start leaning and before he realizes it he has done a face plant. He still hates tummy time and he still insists on standing all the time. Here is his sitting up routine - sitting fine and then falling over - still with a smile on his face!!

He is still eating like a champ. He likes everything - he has tried peas, carrots, sweet potatoes, apples, pears and bananas. He likes is hot or cold, mixed with cereal or alone, from a spoon or my finger. Seriously this kid likes to eat. He's gotten pretty good, but this was his first time communing with the peas...

AND he got his two bottom teeth so he'll be eating steak in no time! His teeth are really cute and it means that Carlos can't call him gummy face any longer.

As for the house we are focusing on getting the basement ready to rent. Getting it to 100% done from 95% done seems nearly impossible as new things keep popping up. Here is Carlos putting the dryer vent in.

At Last

Sorry for the hiatus there....Baby and I got sick and then we had visitor after visitor culminating in 8 family members descending on 1st st for the inauguration. It was a lot of fun - at least for us. Unfortunately for them, they had to sleep on air mattresses scattered around the house including in the basement. My brother took one look at the place and decided he need to do another round of mopping before he let his 1 year old daughter loose on the floor. And my cousin refused to shower here scared by the fact that we had no shower curtains! Other than that it was great. We had the official Housewarming Ball on Monday - tickets were very hard to come by and attire was better than Jason Wu's dress - and the next morning we dragged ourselves out at 7am to brave the crowds.

In the last few weeks baby Carlito has been eating a lot of real food. He seems to like the savory - carrots & peas more than the sweet apples and pears. The good news is that he is taking to eating just fine (not a big surprise given his chunkiness). The bad news is that I changed his first real food poo and it wasn't fun.

Tomorrow I leave for my first overnight work trip away from him! I'm going to miss him so much and Carlos is so nervous about taking care of him. I think the baby is the only one who won't mind it.

Here is a recent interview with the baby:

Carlito's New Years

Happy 2009! Baby boy Vazquez had a rocking New Years. That is to say - as delinquent parents we made Carlito come out for New Years. He passed out for awhile as things got boring and then awoke promptly at 11:58pm to celebrate 2009. He was especially psyched to watch the ball drop on a 50" TV and to see Anderson Cooper in HD. Here's a shot of him enjoying some champagne.


He's been eating cereal more and finds it really funny. He starts giggling when I give it to him until he gets the hiccups and no more mush fits in. He still doesn't quite know how to get it off the spoon and not all over his face, but he is definitely better at it than a week ago.

This week we had our first visitors to house II and responses varied between 'wow - good job' and 'wow -it's still a construction zone.' It's true - it looks much better but it definitely still is a construction zone. We have been unpacking kitchen boxes - in my fruitless search for my coffee maker and corkscrew (NO COFFEE OR WINE!!) and realized that the stove top that Carlos got doesn't actually work with any of our pots. awesome. I tried to use my tea kettle and got a "Failed" sign. I can't even make tea. It turns out that the induction stove top only works with certain types of metal and we don't happen to have those types of metal pots....

Tomorrow is another big inspection. We had to put up railings but don't have the right material so we have 2x4s all over the staircases. It looks very post-modern.

Sometimes I look at "old" baby pictures to see how much he has changed. Here is a "then" (week 1) and "now" (month 5)